Here is a lovely bit of news I saw today: a press release about an upcoming book about Obama’s shadowy history as a Muslim . This got me to thinking … maybe I should write a book myself, since there is clearly no prior knowledge/experience/credibility/fact-based knowledge/common sense needed to publish a book these days. So, here is my press release.
And in other news, children born of a whack-job Pentecostal something-or-another mother are dubbed “doomatus” (Latin for “you are fucked”) and are automatically and without question a part of said religion. However, if a child denounces that religion, he or she now becomes what is known as “prostrate” (Latin for “knocked-up silly teenager”). But what happens if the prostrate is forced by her religious conundrum to become a “prostratus doomatus” (Latin for “hypocritical pawn of mother’s political ambitions”). In her fascinating new book, Dr. Lisa Leftsideofthestreet uncovers the deep conspiracy behind the presidential ambitions of said right-wing nutso. Is Sarah she really intent on changing the fabric of our nation? Does she REALLY intend to replace the Declaration of Independence with her own manifesto “Declaration of End Days” in which she sanctifies her rightful position as leader of the movement to exorcise the demons of all non-Christians, gays, those with skintones darker than Wonder bread, people who eat peanut butter without jelly, and any and all followers of that religious zealot, Winnie the Pooh? This fascinating book will be available in stores on July 4, 2009 – after all, patriotism and capitalism always go together now don’t they?
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