I am not one to dress my kids as mini-me’s. I never understood why a parent would want to dress like their child(ren). Either you look ridiculous in your Elmo overalls or the kids look atrocious in your bustier. That being said, here is my rant:

Why can’t I find cute panties for my daughter?

Here are two options I have seen: 1) Hannah freakin’ Montana (another rant for another day) et al., or 2) boring .. pink … cotton. Is it really too much to ask for something in between.  The panties need not look something out of the Victoria Secret catalogue.  Can’t I just find pretty, normal, panties without Bratz, Strawberry Shortcake, or Marvel comic book heroes fluttering around in the crotch?  I mean, it is not like she needs extra motivation to put on panties.  If that was the case, I can see wearing Barney on one’s ass.  If I needed extra motivation, I would simply buy panties featuring David Beckham in full frontal nudity. Alas, neither of us needs motivation to put on underwear. So what to do?

Anyone have any ideas?  I would love to hear them.  If not, I may just have to start a new business.  I wonder what my business card would read?  Professional panty maker?  Dad would be so proud.

I might have also ranted about this here:

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One Response to “Those F*cking Character Panties”

  1. Try your local dollar/discount store, that’s where we usually find our little girl panties. Although, mine likes pink and was overjoyed ot get Strawberry Shortcake panties for christmas(yes, underwear for Christmas. I spoil the child rotten) so our standards may be lower than yours, lol

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