Ok .. here we go. (this is going to be fun!!)
MICK JAGGER – C’mon people. I don’t CARE what your argument is, he is ugly, un-sexy, skinny, full of UGH. He has laid more chicks than a 100 year-old hen. Damn shame.
PARIS HILTON – Yes, I know many of you will not like this choice. Too bad. Perhaps it is because my mother used to preach to me that ‘pretty is as pretty does’. She sickens me at her shallowness, stupidity, overt entitlement, and plain ol’ phoniness. Makes her very ugly to me.
SARAH JESSICA PARKER – Don’t get me wrong. I heart SJP. Truly, I do. But her charm and great sense of style does NOT make her attractive. This is a fact. Don’t argue with me. You are wrong and I am right. Done.
LIL’ WAYNE
This is Mick Jagger of this generation .. well ..except Lil’ Wayne makes more babies. Seriously, ladies. I don’t care how much money he makes or how big is schlong is, dude is NOT attractive. Period. Move on.
BILL CLINTON – Power = attractive, huh? Let me be clear. I like Clinton, I voted for him. This isn’t an anti-political rant. He is just NOT attractive. Charming? Yes. Funny? Yes. Smart? Very. Handsome? *ahem* *cough* errrr …. No.
