Ok .. here we go. (this is going to be fun!!)

MICK JAGGER – C’mon people. I don’t CARE what your argument is, he is ugly, un-sexy, skinny, full of UGH. He has laid more chicks than a 100 year-old hen. Damn shame.

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PARIS HILTON – Yes, I know many of you will not like this choice. Too bad. Perhaps it is because my mother used to preach to me that ‘pretty is as pretty does’. She sickens me at her shallowness, stupidity, overt entitlement, and plain ol’ phoniness. Makes her very ugly to me.

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SARAH JESSICA PARKER – Don’t get me wrong. I heart SJP. Truly, I do. But her charm and great sense of style does NOT make her attractive. This is a fact. Don’t argue with me. You are wrong and I am right. Done.

LIL’ WAYNE

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This is Mick Jagger of this generation .. well ..except Lil’ Wayne makes more babies. Seriously, ladies. I don’t care how much money he makes or how big is schlong is, dude is NOT attractive. Period. Move on.

BILL CLINTON – Power = attractive, huh? Let me be clear. I like Clinton, I voted for him. This isn’t an anti-political rant. He is just NOT attractive. Charming? Yes. Funny? Yes. Smart? Very. Handsome? *ahem* *cough* errrr …. No.

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17 Responses to “Girl Talk Thursday – Seriously? Attractive?”

  1. Ranting Mommy says:

    I also don’t understand the vileness slung at her. Very polarizing she is (wait .. that sounded like Yoda). Thanks for stopping by!

  2. Ranting Mommy says:

    Ugh is right!

  3. Curvy Amazon says:

    Great list! I totally agree about everyone. I’ve never understood the appeal of SJP…

  4. becca says:

    Agree, AGree, Agree! Especially with Mick. ugh.
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  5. Ranting Mommy says:

    HAR!!! Double HAR!!! Pullin’ a Lewinsky!! I hear ya, though. A lot of my friends feel the same way. That’s what made me think of him for my list.
    Thanks for stopping by!

  6. Ranting Mommy says:

    HAR!! Not too harsh to me. She is a useless celebrity FOR SURE.

  7. Ranting Mommy says:

    I hear ya! I know a lot of people that feel that way. I just find him unattractive. Charming and smart for sure. Love me some Bill, but errr…. not like that!

  8. Ranting Mommy says:

    He is a super-rich rapper. With like 17 kids. Seriously.

  9. Ranting Mommy says:

    Nice to know that a lot of people feel like I do about her. SKANKY = unattractive. Period.

  10. Ranting Mommy says:

    I totally agree. I don’t think she is ugly AT ALL. Maybe people try so hard to defend her from that talk that they go overboard calling her beautiful. Maybe? Anyway, thanks for stopping by!

  11. Brittany says:

    That is the most awesome creepy picture of Sarah Jessica Parker ever!
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  12. Chibi Jeebs says:

    I’m with you on pretty much all of them. As for SJP, I’ve never really understood the… hatred? for her (not from YOU, obviously, but “quality” (HA!) magazines like Maxim that dub her the ugliest celebrity ever). She’s not conventionally beautiful, but she’s not THAT awful.

  13. Alicia says:

    Your list is right on! I just cant stand Paris Hilton!

  14. I have to un-cool myself for a moment and ask who’s that Lil Wayne dude!??! Whoever he is the ugly stick got him a few times…

  15. Kelly says:

    “He has laid more chicks than a 100 year-old hen” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all year. Love it!

    I feel you on Paris, Lil Wayne, Mick, and SJP but Bill Clinton makes me all warm and wilty on the inside. I think I’m attracted to his brains and charm … and he’s hotter now than he was back in the 90s.
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  16. Ambrosia says:

    Agree times 5. Paris Hilton? She might be showy in her beauty, but other than that? A complete skank. Is that too harsh? Ugh. Shoot me.
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  17. Mick Jagger was a good call, girl. Not hot. But Bill? He may not be Hollywood Handsome, but yowsa! I’d pull a Monica Lewinsky in a second!
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